Best Colorless budget alternatives to Clown Car

Clown Car
$10.40 MarketCard Breakdown: Clown Car (Artifact — Vehicle) acts as a key Versatile Deck Staple in competitive and casual EDH / Modern formats. At $10.40, budget-conscious players can leverage vector embedding similarity to achieve comparable game effects for under $5.00.
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Big Mother Mouser
(Artifact Creature — Robot)
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Functions as a Artifact Creature alternative to Clown Car's Artifact and costs 4 more mana to cast (4 MV). Overlaps on functional mechanics including #alliteration, #gains-pp-counters.
Recon Craft Theta
(Artifact — Vehicle)
Flying When this Vehicle enters, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Crew 2
Matches Clown Car's Artifact card type and costs 4 more mana to cast (4 MV). Overlaps on functional mechanics including #bring-your-own-crew, #crew, #out-of-color-token.
Enchanted Carriage
(Artifact — Vehicle)
When this Vehicle enters, create two 1/1 white Mouse creature tokens. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Matches Clown Car's Artifact card type and costs 5 more mana to cast (5 MV). Overlaps on functional mechanics including #bring-your-own-crew, #crew, #out-of-color-token.
Shadowed Caravel
(Artifact — Vehicle)
Whenever a creature you control explores, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Matches Clown Car's Artifact card type and costs 2 more mana to cast (2 MV). Overlaps on functional mechanics including #crew, #gains-pp-counters, #triggered-ability.
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